Shoot

I want it all and I want it now

kant:

you know what? because personally i don’t

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3 months ago
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writing-prompt-s:

extracrispymaster:

writing-prompt-s:

In order to become a fullfledged member of society, aliens have to abduct a human. An alien that has been trailing you for years trying to abduct you always fails miserably. Today you give in and let them capture you.

Bold of you to assume that no one would willingly jump on an alien ship. Because I would.

You know what, you are right. Sorry for making assumptions.

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3 months ago
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fxckaurl:

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

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3 months ago
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feministdeadpool:

feministdeadpool:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

(Source: jnsmine, via mens-rights-activia)

3 months ago
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sweetestchill:

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

REAL FUCKING TALK

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3 months ago
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I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

(Source: dollykills, via bastille)

3 months ago
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lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

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3 months ago
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garashirs:

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

(Source: hexglyphs, via booksareperfection)

3 months ago
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